So you've read the opening quote on the homepage and you've gathered that I'm just some guy who created a site to annoy random people because he was bored in lockdown during the Covid pandemic...  but who is the Classified Pest really?

Well, that's Classified. All you need to know is that I'm simply a pest.

A pest that loves to laugh and making others laugh too.

Initially I was considering posting these on Facebook but with the number of people, posts and groups getting Zucced recently, I decided to rather create my own website where I have full control and without fear of my posts being deleted for some arbitrary reason.

That being said, these posts, while funny, will offend some people. In fact I have no doubt that somewhere down the line, a post of mine will offend you.

If the post really does offend you to the point where you cannot find the humour in it at all, please feel free to exit that advert and look at a new advert as I'm sure it will be more to your liking.

At the end of the day, I simply ask that you look at it for what it actually is: content made for the sole purpose of getting a few laughs. I have put up a disclaimer on most pages of this site however I wish to reiterate once more that I do not share the views of my characters as they are portrayed in the conversations. Those messages are made to elicit a reaction from the respondent.

As I mentioned earlier, I'm a pest that loves to laugh and making others laugh too, that's why I've made all of this content free for you to enjoy.

Unfortunately it does cost money to maintain this site and the only way to keep this site open is through donations and ad's. If you have enjoyed the content, please consider donating, clicking the ads (you can close it immediately) and inform your friends of this site so that they can enjoy it too.

Also drop me a line if you wish because I read all of your responses good or bad.

Thank you all for your support. I really appreciate it and it means a lot to me.

Stay safe
The Classified Pest.